Sometimes, only another man's words can express how you truly feel, like in the timeless love story of Cyrano de Bergerac, or like those G 'n' R / Bon Jovi mix tapes you made for that girl back in Grade 8, before she started avoiding you and snickering at you with her friends in the cafeteria.
Sadly, I can't compose symphonies at the drop of the hat, unlike certain well-coiffed vampires, but thanks to Hank Green, I don't need to. This song will instantly strike a chord with any man who is desperately competing with a fictional vampire for his woman's affections, and I hereby adopt it as the official Twilight Widower's anthem.
While I do not have cold, rock-hard flesh, and I am sometimes guilty of needing "a minute to be human," I do have other redeeming qualities. For example, I make a wicked Indian butter chicken. And, I never once heard of Edward Cullen doing the dishes.
I ask you, which is better?
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ReplyDeleteEdward Cullen does do the dishes! In Eclipse he waits in the other room while Bella and Charlie eat, then comes back in to help Bella with the dishes. Sorry -- it had to be said. BTW, I've definitely started forwarding your blog to my husband. He thinks it's great!
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ReplyDeleteI think the anthem makes it so much more real...all you need now is a mascot, perhaps a dog? :)
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